Skeletor

He-Man was one of my favourite cartoons back in the 1980s. Of course back then every cartoon was my favourite and little has changed since, but I digress. He-Man was the hero of that particular cartoon and as all heroes do he had an arch rival, a loathsome troublemaker named Skeletor who, as you might [...]

Santa

Little Billy loved Christmas more than any other time of the year and it had been so for as long as he could remember. Everyone always seemed so happy, family would visit and the air of excitement often seemed almost tangible, all in preparation for the one big day. And of course there were presents, [...]

The Pro Emo Argument

Emo kids are here to stay unfortunately. It’s a sad fact of life. And so as a public service, I’ve managed to rationalise their behaviour with the rather convoluted argument which goes as follows: The combination of cartoons and parental love is a dangerous concoction, more so when fed to the stupid. Cartoons, especially those [...]

Tags Of Doom

I’ve recently suffered a massive trauma. But despite my now weakened state, I’ve bravely decided to tell the world of my woes in the hopes that in some small way perhaps, someone will benefit from hearing of my experience. As those who are familiar with my writing will attest, I’m prone to neither lies nor [...]