Movies

  The tricycle skidded to a halt outside the abandoned movie theatre; the sack dragging behind stopped a few moments later. Little Billy untied the sack and dragged it upstairs, one tiresome step at a time. It took the better part of an hour for the wannabe actor to finally drag his prize into the [...]

After Life

It was the first time in journalism history that the headlines were written with glitter. The expensive kind. Newspapers the world over spared no expense spreading the joyous news to the public; financial difficulty be damned. And the public rejoiced, they ran screaming in the streets, tears of joy and relief pouring down their faces. [...]

Humans

They were talking about global warming on the news again. The last segment was about a hurricane. Little Billy flipped the channel only to find a documentary on obesity. Turning to the newspaper he found headlines of natural disasters, murders, suicides and general portents of doom. Even the Internet didn’t have any words of comfort. [...]

Le Bunny

Le Bunny took a long drag of his cigarette and turned up the volume on the CD player, the wind blowing through his fur as he sped down the suburban back-roads. The effect certainly had the potential to be uber cool had there actually been a CD in the player – and if anyone asked [...]

Meeting Meat

I was riding to work early the other day when a few places in front of me was a van belonging to a wholesale butchery called “Meet the Meat”. It was one of the funniest names I’ve ever heard of, and serves as the inspiration for this little story. One might easily imagine a dark [...]