Truth

It was a little after midnight when Little Billy stared out his window, rifle in hand, preparing for the coming doom. He’d been too young to remember the turn of the century, but his parents often told him stories of how, come year 2000, all computers would malfunction and rise up to rid the world [...]

PETV – People for the Ethical Treatment of Vegetables

For those of you who may not know, the food chain is a sort of hierarchy of edible beings, where those higher up in the hierarchy get to munch on those further down. Human beings are rather fortunate in this regard since we happen to be at the top of the food chain which means [...]

The Grim Reaper

“Live every day as though it were your last, and one day you’re bound to be right!” said the old man to Little Billy. Then he took a step forward and was run over by a truck, an accident which both ended his life and proved him right. Little Billy who had witnessed the entire [...]

The Pro Emo Argument

Emo kids are here to stay unfortunately. It’s a sad fact of life. And so as a public service, I’ve managed to rationalise their behaviour with the rather convoluted argument which goes as follows:

The combination of cartoons and parental love is a dangerous concoction, more so when fed to the stupid. Cartoons, especially those of [...]

Common Sense

Of course no one expects the moments that change your life forever. We all make plans and hope things work out a certain way, but then on some random Tuesday with no warning whatsoever you’re blind-sided by some event so simple, yet so spectacular, that it fundamentally alters the very foundation of all you hold [...]