Posted on 17 November, 2009 by faeem
The tricycle skidded to a halt outside the abandoned movie theatre; the sack dragging behind stopped a few moments later. Little Billy untied the sack and dragged it upstairs, one tiresome step at a time. It took the better part of an hour for the wannabe actor to finally drag his prize into the [...]
Filed under: Little Billy, doom, ramblings | Tagged: goat, Little Billy, The Men Who Stare At Goats | Leave a Comment »
Posted on 5 August, 2009 by faeem
It was the first time in journalism history that the headlines were written with glitter. The expensive kind. Newspapers the world over spared no expense spreading the joyous news to the public; financial difficulty be damned. And the public rejoiced, they ran screaming in the streets, tears of joy and relief pouring down their faces. [...]
Filed under: Little Billy, death, doom, ramblings | Tagged: afterlife, death, heaven, humour, Little Billy, rudolph, santa | Leave a Comment »
Posted on 17 June, 2009 by faeem
They were talking about global warming on the news again. The last segment was about a hurricane. Little Billy flipped the channel only to find a documentary on obesity. Turning to the newspaper he found headlines of natural disasters, murders, suicides and general portents of doom. Even the Internet didn’t have any words of comfort. [...]
Filed under: Little Billy, death, depression, doom, ramblings | Tagged: cannibalism, death, doom, Little Billy, nuclear winter | Leave a Comment »
Posted on 11 June, 2009 by faeem
Le Bunny took a long drag of his cigarette and turned up the volume on the CD player, the wind blowing through his fur as he sped down the suburban back-roads. The effect certainly had the potential to be uber cool had there actually been a CD in the player – and if anyone asked [...]
Filed under: Little Billy, bunnies, death, doom, ramblings | Tagged: death, doom, humour, Le Bunny, Little Billy | 1 Comment »
Posted on 2 May, 2009 by faeem
He-Man was one of my favourite cartoons back in the 1980s. Of course back then every cartoon was my favourite and little has changed since, but I digress. He-Man was the hero of that particular cartoon and as all heroes do he had an arch rival, a loathsome troublemaker named Skeletor who, as you might [...]
Filed under: death, depression, doom, ramblings | Tagged: baby names, comics, doom, evil, he-man, skeletor | Leave a Comment »